AC-DC & All that other Happy Horse Shit: Part II



Previously HERE I wrote about the daft stupidity of the band AC/DC and the music that gets me fired up for training, well this time I thought I would show some of the videos that leave me wanting to punch the faces of small kittens the world over, watch them, get to the gym and set a new PR, because if you don’t, you are a pussy! 

Derek Poundstone, 31 years and around 155kg of body weight, The Viper trains around his full time duties as a revenue collector. He has managed to gain 2 Arnolds Strongest Man and 3 Americas strongest man titles. Any thought that Strong Man is an illegitimate test of abilities gets completely overturned when you read his personal records in the power lifting world, at age 23 he was Benching 200 and pulling nearly 300.  Perhaps the highlight of this video for me is in the intro where he states “you can make excuses for everything, oh this hurts, that hurts, excuses will only get you so far, but they won’t get you anywhere with me”



 If there is one thing that fires me up to train it’s ‘Surviving the Cut’, these guys will make you feel weak and lazy and shit, they get sent to hell and back, made to pack march for hours, swim in pools with their hands tied behind their backs and deal with drill instructors screaming abuse for weeks on end. If that does not put your pain levels in perspective, nothing will.  



No matter how hard you try; you will never be as cool as The Rock, I tried to find his training logs. 
However, it seems he just does not post them, with the exception of the below video he tends to keep his training to himself with only a few promo-shoots for magazines and the likes. If there is anything to be taken from the below video it appears he trains with similar methodology to NFL Footballers, High Intensity, Short intervals, Lots of dynamic and agility training jumping, sprinting and performing Olympic lifts. Obviously; this is his ‘wrestling’ training and he changes to more body building specific part-for-part training before movies and photo shots but I think the take home message is; don’t be a pussy, train long, hard and don’t make excuses. Fired up? Yeah Rock gets my man crush going! 



Benedikt Magnusson is nothing short of a human freak; he has previously spoken about ‘not taking training too seriously’ yet he still manages to be the best Dead Lifter the world has ever seen. According to Power Lifting Watch his training typically involves 3 week cycles of week 1 8x2 at around 50-60%, week 2; 4-6 sets of 3 at 50-75% and then week 3 using the ‘Jeff Jet method’ where he starts with a rack pull, has training partners pull the safety rails out and then completes an entire Dead lift, His unique system is somewhat similar to Andy Bolton who also has spoken extensively about staying well below maximal weights when training the Dead lift. However, when you see him engage beast mode, you know shit’s getting real



Love or hate him, Tito Ortiz is without doubt one of the most badass mofo’s on the face of the planet, when training he would travel to ‘Big Bear’ about 3 hours drive from his home in California, Tito believed that training at 7000 feet of altitude resulted in increased V02 uptake, but mostly kept him away from the distractions of big cities, his training camps would consist of an early morning run in the snow followed by MMA and Boxing drills, Conditioning and lifting mid-afternoon, followed by Wrestling in the evenings. Still want to talk about over training? 



The human body is capable of more than we give it credit for...



Once a year all us crazy kids get together for the Limbo push pull, this year, I had no massive plans for the meet, just front up, put on a show for the punters and have a bit of fun. Leading in to this meet I had been following the Ben-Eiko-5-3-1 template [That I have mention HERE, HERE & HERE] and ticking along quite nicely, until; 3 weeks out I pulled 237.5 at training. 

Let me explain the conundrum, I always pull more in competition than I do in training, this is because

  •           A: I de-load for 14 days meaning I come in to a meet fresh like roses

  •          B: Training beats you up; whereas, in a meet you run a simple, easy warm-up then go lift on the platform.  

  •          C: Don’t ever underestimate the power of people watching, staring, just waiting for you to fail


Now, going back to the 237 pull, 237 in the gym represents about 255 on the platform. How do I come to this conclusion? 

Stay with me here, you might learn something, I use this thing called a ‘Simple Linear Regression’ to explain this, the Regression looks at your training weights ‘X’ and then your competition weights ‘Y’ based upon previous meets and draws a line to predict what you should be capable of lifting, it works particularly well with the Dead lift since there is minimal interference from equipment like knee wraps or bench shirts.  

Now just let me make a few points clear from the outset; to do this, you need to have competed a number of times. As such, this is for fairly advance lifters. Furthermore; just because the name is ‘Simple Linear Regression’ does not make it ‘Simple’ at all, don’t try and calculate it yourself, just use one of the many online calculators. 

So now the boring predictions are done, we can move on to the fun shit, lifting weights! 

I warmed up to about 225, I would have liked to gone a little bit higher but there was only stiff ABC Power Bars in the warm up area and the bar on the platform was a whippy Texas Deadlift bar, so I went out for a 250 opener, walking out after posting your training logs and videos all over Facebook I can’t begin to tell you how nervous I was for that lift. I have only competed once this year, so I guess you can say I am out-of-practice. But once I got my hands on the bar everything just fell in to place, drove through my heels, pushed my knees out and then without even thinking my hips fired through and my chin tucked. As I walked off the platform I said ‘Fuck that felt heavy’ not knowing just how fast the bar came off the floor! 



The second attempt was 257.5, the notion of putting your faith in a statistical formula that is notoriously unreliable, not to mention in attempting a raw personal best by 2.5kg made me nervous as hell, but I had to block all that shit out. I put my feet in place, contrary to the You Tube Trolls, I ran my set-up procedure, got my air, grabbed the bar, and got moving, as I drove my knees out I went in to the same epileptic style shaking I did exactly 12 months earlier at the CAPO Deadlift nationals, but somehow managed to pull through and lock out. Without doubt that was one of the toughest pulls of my life. 


 

 On the final I went out for 262.5, I got my air, grabbed the bar and instantly felt like my abdominals were not turned on like they normally are. As I began to pull it felt like something snapped in my abdominals and I had a massive stabbing pain in my lower back – Yes at that point my stress levels went through the roof, then just to rub salt in, as I stood up my foot cramped up like some kind of cruel joke from god. 



That night driving home I genuinely believed I had broken myself; the pain was well and truly present in a time where adrenaline is normally taking care of all that flap-trap. However, when I woke up the next day and felt FINE, hardly a sore muscle fiber in my body.

I guess the human body is capable of more than we give it credit for...

Ben-Eiko-5-3-1

Just a short and sharp entry to try and improve my search engine optimization; the Ben-Eiko-5-3-1 template that I first wrote about HERE is now available for FREE PDF download HERE. It's free from sarcasm or softcore porn making it very work computer screen and commercial gym friendly.

Since it is free please make sure you SHARE the sucker with your friends and have them add me on Facebook and for the love of god book at PT session!

Bitch please; make depth
Get stuck in to it and let me know how you go

Bite the Hand that Feeds Part II – Strength Club, Not Coming to a Gym Near You Soon



Strategic Fitness Industry Sales Meeting
In a past blog HERE I wrote about how the health and fitness industry is at civil war, despite numerous, comments and observations from my peers in the industry not a single fuck has been changed.

In the time passed, I have continued to study my sorry ass off, work my sorry ass off, dream about my sorry ass driving a real car (no really, I dream about cars) and grow my social media database. I’m up to 738 Facebook friends right now, how rad is that?!?

Right now; one of my key projects is ‘Strength Club’. To fill you in, I run a group fitness class once a week that is centered on basic Power and Weight lifting movements. Members of the gym pay $10 for my time, non-members pay $20 and I split that 50/50 with the gym. So, technically, I am still paying to lease the gym floor. However, in this case; the gym is remarkably supportive and getting involved in the project, that helps a lot!

Now, recently; another gym approached me about bringing the Strength Club format to their facility. The gym has around 600 members, two or three personal trainers paying lease and is reasonably well equipped with treadmills, pin-loaded gear and free weights.

To their request, I immediately replied with ‘I am happy to do this, however, you need to PAY me for my time’ after all egos aside I have a $30 000 HECS debt to pay.
I have to pay this HECS somehow!


It’s right here we expose further problems in the ‘pay-for-play’ floor lease agreements faced by Personal Trainers.

-          The existing PT staff all pay a fixed weekly rate, if I was put on the gym floor for substantially less this would be grossly unjust

-          Why should I be paid to run a group fitness class, when other PT’s have to pay the gym for the rights?

I offered a viable solution to this problem, hire me a ‘gym instructor’ pay me some pathetic award wage and put me in the gym for 3 hours a week. However, further issues have also arisen; it seems the gym owner (separate from the manager) does not want to hire staff what so ever.

         ‘Why should I hire staff, when PT’s pay ME?’

Well I can answer that question; In general PT’s paying to be on a gym floor are often young, uneducated, lack professional skills and are operating unsupervised, with no quality control. On the whole, they are unemployable and are treated that way for it!

So how do we get back to hired and adequately paid personal trainers?

-          Most personal trainers are ‘unemployable’ as I made mention to above, the first step is to lift the standard of education, as long as these people exist, gyms are going to take advantage of them.

-          Accept that the current employment models have run their time, under my concept of returning to a system of hiring staff, inevitably some people WILL lose jobs. However, the overall customer service levels will improve once the transition is complete.

-          Once the industry has returned to a more sustainable model, the notion of continuing education will become critical to employment, right now, it’s who has the most Facebook friends.


-          Finally; and perhaps the biggest overall cause; get rid of Labor. Liberals industrial relation reforms allowed for employers to hire and fire with economic fluctuations, Labor, want small business to hire, but have no rights to fire when the work dries up!


Here is a revolutionary concept lost on the health and fitness industry; your business is only as good as the staff running it. So why pay me? I offer a university education, experience in customer service and have considerable experience in the field. I really hope the gym in study here finds a way around this conundrum, and I really hope the industry in general start to see the shortfall in their short-sighted nature. The latest Fitness Australia reports show gym attendance at an all time high level, so why not start treating this customer base with dignity and respect before they take their money back to the pub?



Top 10 things you know, experience and learn from Power Lifting




10: You will develop a level of cynicism and hatred for other gym goers who seemingly waste their time on lateral raises and bicep curls, this is justified after all, because you are stronger than these fuckers anyway! 
9: No matter how strong you get, no matter how big, no matter how much you bleed and sweat, it will never be enough! 

8: You will learn trust in others others to catch the bar!
-          We live in a society where trust is seldom expected anymore, does anyone remember Kevin Rudd?  

7: You know the Russians, Bulgarians and Americans really just need to go to war and settle their differences

6: Perfection arrests progression
-          Every time someone tells you they have ‘perfect squat technique’ you cringe and walk away’

5: Some days you will laugh so loud the gym thinks you’re on crack, other days you will hang your head in shame but know this; if you just stay with it, stick it out through the tough times something massive might happen.

4: Fast food is not the enemy

3: It does not matter how strong you are, unless you’re trying to get stronger 

2: You will learn to take responsibility for your own actions in every part of life, Power Lifting will teach you that no one else is to blame, it’s all you bro!

1: There are more stairs in your neighborhood than you ever realized.

Notable mention from a lifters wife:
Eating like a lifter is expensive as fuck
You have to wear a gay leotard to comps
Don't hurt your back or you're screwed
There is chalk all over my wardrobe, all over your car, all over your clothes, fucking everywhere!
I have to listen to gym talk 24-7
If you're married to a lifter chances are you'll be roped into lifting
Massaging a lifter is hard work
True love conquers all!!!

Ben-Eiko-5-3-1- Part II



A few months ago I came up with a hybrid program of Sheiko, Wendler's 5-3-1 and some of my own concepts; the result was ‘Ben-Eiko-5-3-1’. Now; I will say right off the bat, if you’re not already following this program I suggest you read it HERE before you go on. But the general concept was 5X5 a triple and single of my core lifts. The basic concepts were to improve my size and mental and physical work capacity, while not ‘losing’ strength.  So from this point forth consider this a progress check in without the terrible selfie.  

To start with, after posting a picture on facebook and a few comments from friends the consensus is I have gained a considerable amount of size. How much I honestly don’t know, I refuse to weigh myself in the morning, that shit is for fat women on detox diets and I never bothered to get a DEXA or skin fold test. So despite flying in the face of everything I have said about being quantifiable, all I can go with is ‘Looks bigger’
Bulk City Bitch!

So let’s get in to the refinements; when I first created this program I was really motivated to add to my overhead press. However, put simply my shoulder mobility is shit! The idea of any kind of push press leaves me hyper-extending my spine and this did lead to lower back pain. As such; I have removed the triple and single from this lift, also; on a number of occasions I have simply replaced it with a hang-snatch. This is not to say if you are following my program you should avoid heavy overhead pressing, in fact quite the contrary; if you have the mobility, then smash it, if you don’t then role it back.

I am using this pic to get the point across, I have been riding my bike
The second change I made was in week 4 (de-load week); I have changed the two upper body days from free weights, to a suspension trainer. This modality of training has previously been very beneficial to my core stability and glute activation (something I struggle with). Furthermore; I work the suspension trainer in a timed circuit and this has had a positive impact on my conditioning.

On a side note of conditioning; I have also been riding my bike a lot ‘for fun not training'  

Finally; when I wrote this program, my outright strength was not a big deal. However, that has since changed as I have a Bench and Deadlift competition in a few weeks. Now interestingly, I have Benched a PR on this program as advertised. I put this down to improving my Lat stability by paying close attention to my rows and the overall volume of training improving my technique.  The Deadlift is going to be a little bit trickier; I have found that loading a Deadlift beyond 150-160kg for the 5X5 component of my training results in an unacceptable degradation of technique. As such; I punch these out at 140, making the triple around 185(+25kg) then the single at around 210(+25kg).  As you can see here the load gaps between sets are actually quite high and potentially quite risky. So I will now chuck in a middle-of-the-road ‘transition single’ at around 15-20kg less than my planed weekly ‘PR Single’

I am happy I have made these refinements, for starters what can be more important than research and development? Furthermore; I have noted a few people embarking on the Ben-Eiko-5-3-1 program and I hope these changes may help you. If you are following this program please keep me in the loop, I am genuinely interested to hear about your progress. Mine has been exceptionally positive and I plan to keep it that way!