Cancel Your Gym Membership; Join a Crossfit Box.

Crossfit bashing has become an ASC accredited sport, mostly from pissed off bro-curlers angry their Muscle & Fiction simplistic isolation programs and thousand dollar supplement addictions are not returning the results promised. 

What you are about to see is a collection of photos from the Australian Crossfit Regional’s in NSW. I did not take the photos and do not own copyright blah blah blah just look and think of a few reasons why you should cancel your gym membership and go join a crossfit cult

 Just fucking admit it; unless you’re a power lifter Crossfitters are stronger than you; and you know it



I would rather be a weak crossfitter than a strong bro-curler


Don’t cry about butterfly chins unless you look better than this guy

  
This guy is a fucking monster and you know it!
 The supplement industry is yet to infest the crossfit world; while they still pump out a lot of horse shit about broad time and model domains at least it’s not all on a financial interest slant
 I have never heard of a dieting crossfitter; yeh they crap on about Paleo a lot but for the most part they eat what they want; when they want and however much they want


The hottest girls in the world right now are all crossfiters




Just fucking admit it part 2; unless you’re a Olympic weight lifter; crossfitters have higher rates of motor control and are more explosive



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