AC-DC & All that other Happy Horse Shit

As I alluded to a few times before I have spent an excessive amount of time working in the music industry; the similarities between health and fitness and music are startling to say the least. Anyway after some years I thought I had finally rid myself from the curse of DJing. However, I just can’t stand back and deal with this shit from a distance any longer.  

But I just wana dance

Every time I walk in to a commercial gym I am greeted with either whatever happy horse shit is being played on the radio at that given time or even worse is those gyms that have invested in Plasma screens playing a predetermine play list of ‘hot’ Guetta and Tiesto. I tell you what; you need your iPod FUCKING LOUD to drown out that shit!  

NEVER Touch a white mans iPod dock!

But finally at Nationals I snapped. As I walked out to the platform they were playing ACDC, fucking ACDC, the ultimate wart on society that has stood the test of 30 years time. Now; by all accounts yes ‘Call me Maybe’ would have been worse. However, ACDC is nothing more than a bunch of Bogans in wife beaters screaming love songs, not dissimilar from Call me Maybe. Seriously I have observed entire crowds of intellectual people degenerate in to utter Ford driving, Fat, Ice Coffee drinking ferals at the first bar of Thunder Struck. ACDC is possibly the ultimate ‘Wedding Music’ stood the test of time only because its shit. Now fuck off, I never want to speak about it again.  

Now; there is hope for your lost souls, feast your ears on these bad boys and hope for testosterone levels to return to the nominal level. 

Canadians churn out some HOT girls they also pumped out The Almighty Datsik

Nosia's album "Split the Atom' provides hope for Drum & Bass getting back to the roots of dirty riff's, dirty beats, dirty samples.

Raised tensions, Stress levels will divide us all

With the Beggers "Soul will seek peace when the last enemy flat-lines"  Shell Shocked is my number one motivator right now. 

So maybe you come from a era before Dubstep and Jungle; that's chill Nas has saved Hip Hop

Ever wondered what its like to get smashed in the face with a brick? Borgore does that well.

So there you go, if your opinions differ from mine then you're just wrong. Next time I step inside a gym I better hear one of these bad boys playing or there will be a 25 coming flying at the speakers........